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OxDrover
Joined: 13 May 2007 Posts: 1465 Location: Arkansas USA
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:05 am Post subject: |
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Now, being empowered and independent, and having raised her self esteem, she turned without a word, or even reacting to his presence and instituted TOTAL NO CONTACT, as the jerk tried to figure out how he could get her back so he could steal her money, but being the wise, kind, and self-protective woman that she now was, she knew she would never settle in a million years with another jerk, so with the XH watching in awe, she walked over to the tall dark new man in her life and ...... _________________ Life is lived forward, but understood backwards.
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lonnielynn
Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Posts: 239
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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Reached up to wrap her arms around his neck and kissed the new man in her life. This guy was… _________________ When life closes one door, another one will open but it can sure feel like hell in the hallway between them.
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Rachelle

Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Posts: 602 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:52 am Post subject: |
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A cross between Peirce Brosnan and Sean Connery and as he bent to kiss her, he whispered in his so so sexy scot's accented voice, I can't believe you are with me, that other guy what a loser _________________ People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in; their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
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Matilda

Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1834
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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he seemed to be an angel sent from girlie heaven..
 _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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Matilda

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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in a mini kilt. _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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movedon Site Admin

Joined: 12 Jul 2007 Posts: 827
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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| The trouble was he got an ill wind up around his nether regions and had to be put to bed , he was sleeping soundly when.......
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Matilda

Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1834
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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little did she know her scottish angel was arousing the competitive interest of another man in the wings....he wanted surburbia girl, and would fight mini kilt boy to get her... _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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Matilda

Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1834
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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and although flattered by all this male attention, surburbia girl was blind to who this male rival really was....
 _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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movedon Site Admin

Joined: 12 Jul 2007 Posts: 827
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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Not the person she thought he was when she received an anonimous pic of him without his make up.She then decided.......
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OxDrover
Joined: 13 May 2007 Posts: 1465 Location: Arkansas USA
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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INTERMISSION:
OKAY, GIRLIES, LIGHTEN UP WITH THE HUMOR, I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I ALMOST HAD TO GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOME OF THOSE "UNDERGARMENTS" THAT MAKE YOU "FEEL SAFE"--I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THAT HARD IN A W-H-I-L-E!
AND NOW, BACK TO THE STORY:
then she decided....that she didn't need a guy that wore make up to look great, so she dumped him and decided to go on a cruise to..... _________________ Life is lived forward, but understood backwards.
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Matilda

Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1834
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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the island of corruption. It was voyage captained by a rather dubious character who went by the nickname of GW.....and all of the passengers were scared....(he got his censors to remove any of his piccies from any jokes that weren't written by his own gagwriters for his pro war speeches)
 _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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Matilda

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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especially when it came to dinner time...and hotdogs were served....
 _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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Matilda

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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it was going to be a long long voyage...
 _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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Matilda

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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and the ship's percer, reassured the passengers, they would all be perfectly safe...
 _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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movedon Site Admin

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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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The whole journey was plagued with flies but the captain had a nifty way of solving that problem. thennnnn
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