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goddess member
Joined: 29 May 2007 Posts: 17 Location: Australia
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:11 am Post subject: Roses are red... |
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I just thought of another one...
Roses are red
Violets are gorgeous
You're just shit & need help
Get some!
I think I might have been channelling Sylvia Plath!!!!
 _________________ Goddess is here to learn lessons - if only they weren't so hard....
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Theresa13 member
Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Posts: 1549 Location: , Ontario
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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This is my particular favourite Roses poem-For Valentines Day Perhaps---
ROSES ARE RED
BULLITS ARE LEAD
IF YOU DON'T F*&K OFF
I'LL PUT ONE IN YOUR HEAD.............
This is a fabulous thread.......Always, Theresa _________________ I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
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Theresa13 member
Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Posts: 1549 Location: , Ontario
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:23 am Post subject: |
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ROTFLMAO
Roses are cream
You were a dream
THANK GOD IT'S OVER
Is all I can scream
T.T.F.N. Theresa _________________ I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
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Theresa13 member
Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Posts: 1549 Location: , Ontario
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:22 am Post subject: |
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Courts are a joke
and Justice not true
If I had a knife
I'd stick it in you
On second thought
I think I would not
Cause your going to Jail
And thats where you'll rot......
Always, Theresa _________________ I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
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Theresa13 member
Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Posts: 1549 Location: , Ontario
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:24 am Post subject: |
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You hurt me so deeply
I thought I would die
But when you hurt my kids
I knew you'd fry
T.T.F.N. Theresa _________________ I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
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slynch1974 member
Joined: 19 May 2008 Posts: 1
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:15 am Post subject: Coming out of PTSD |
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Roses Are Red
And so is my rage
Each time I find you
On a dating webpage
(and he's on many)
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Stand4Change member
Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 67
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 4:24 am Post subject: |
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Tag==I'm in!
In my garden are roses
of red, pink, and blue
Fertilized with the crap
that I shovel from you
~ _________________ It is absolutely necessary for you to seek to obtain genuinely accurate insight and understanding. Then you can travel freely anywhere and avoid being confused by the common sort of spiritual charmer.
Lin Chi (d 867)
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kazzab member
Joined: 18 May 2008 Posts: 19
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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Roses are red
He is sick
Worst thing was
His flacid ....!
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Stand4Change member
Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 67
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 3:41 am Post subject: |
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Oh, kazzab, so true!!
First I was "insatiable" (for 8 years?).
Then I had children and was "frigid" (so I should let him see other women who can meet his needs).
NOW, he's a certified Tantric Sex instructor.
HAH! It would be funny if it weren't so weird and creepy!
HERE'S ONE MORE POEM FOR YOU TO ENJOY:
Roses are Red
And You're an Asshole _________________ It is absolutely necessary for you to seek to obtain genuinely accurate insight and understanding. Then you can travel freely anywhere and avoid being confused by the common sort of spiritual charmer.
Lin Chi (d 867)
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kazzab member
Joined: 18 May 2008 Posts: 19
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:10 am Post subject: |
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Ohhhhh........
Roses are red
And he is weird
His mind was too
Multi tiered
I didn't cope
He smoked too much dope
And so I left
To escape his every breath
Where sex is concerned
He is a demon
The Viagra he consumed
Infected his ......!
If I said no
He'd rant and rage
He had no self esteem
Should have acted his age
I just loved him
With every breath
But if I'd stayed
He'd have been my...death.
Although you never hit me
YOU CERTAINLY SHIT ME!!!!
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hopefull member
Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 3
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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Roses are red
and so is your face
when i tell the world
about your case
I cancelled to wed
And I'm glad it's done
You messed up my head
but now you are gone
ran back to your mummy
to hide in your shell
so - go suck your dummy
because you are not well
when next you creep out
be wary, this time
cos people found out
that you were the crime
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