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Rachelle

Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Posts: 603 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:43 am Post subject: |
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out of the blue a package was parachuted to the main deck, with a tag saying that it was... _________________ People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in; their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
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Matilda

Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1864
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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announcing the arrival of "aqua cat"....cute, cuddly and able to navigate the south seas... _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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OxDrover
Joined: 13 May 2007 Posts: 1465 Location: Arkansas USA
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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Looking at the slits for eyes that Aqua Cat had, however, our heroine realized that this cat, though cute and cuddly, had come for evil purposes because NO REAL CAT likes water, so she called in the Wonder dog to keep the cat in line and....
the wonder dog fixed his steely gaze on the Aqua Cat, rendering the cat.... _________________ Life is lived forward, but understood backwards.
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Matilda

Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1864
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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at which point aqua cat - lost his will to meow, hung up his inflatables and said "I quit, the world's gone to the dogs!"
 _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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Matilda

Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1864
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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and these dogs were masters of disguise...
 _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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OxDrover
Joined: 13 May 2007 Posts: 1465 Location: Arkansas USA
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:33 am Post subject: |
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Our heroine, feeling sorry for the cat (and still not having totally overcome all her codependent tendencies, started feeling sorry for poor Aqua Cat even though he was an evil feline in disguise, and so she called off the dogs, but she did set a boundary for him that he couldn't pee in the swimming pool or she would toss him over the side of the ship, and thereafter, Aqua Cat..... _________________ Life is lived forward, but understood backwards.
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Echo Site Admin
Joined: 11 Feb 2007 Posts: 1075 Location: Yellow Brick Rd.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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Just diving in here for a congratulations(sorry dont mean to hijack!)
WhooHooo - Ox you can do the pics now!
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Matilda

Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1864
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:43 am Post subject: |
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...aqua cat.....
worked as a volunteer shark fighter for the surflifesaving club at Bondi...
 _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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Matilda

Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1864
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:44 am Post subject: |
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while wonderdog found work at csi miami... _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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Matilda

Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1864
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:52 am Post subject: |
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meanwhile surburbia girl took some time to reflect upon her old life as a cleaning lady in the burbs: _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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Theresa13
Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Posts: 1547 Location: , Ontario
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:58 am Post subject: |
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and decided she'd rather go to Tibet with a wooden bowl and reflect on life till she could come to a conclusion about............... _________________ I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
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Matilda

Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1864
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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about how whether wooden bowls can be cleaned safely in a modern dishwasher. She also reflected on the ideals she'd held close in her youth... _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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movedon Site Admin

Joined: 12 Jul 2007 Posts: 827
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:10 am Post subject: |
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her mother then washed her mouth out with soap and said........
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Matilda

Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1864
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:33 am Post subject: |
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and her blue skinned mother then told her to never ever use that naughty word again...
"patriachal"....and our heroine lowered her head and blushed because... _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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Matilda

Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1864
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:41 am Post subject: |
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she wished she'd never said naughty words....
she had political tourette's syndrome....it was inconvenient because... _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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