Psychopath and Narcissist Survivors Support Group Forum Index Psychopath and Narcissist Survivors Support Group
An Online Support Community For Abuse Survivors
 
 FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups    RegisterRegister 
 ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

Welcome
Welcome to Psychopath and Narcissist Survivors Support Group.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest, which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community, you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content, and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple, and absolutely free, so please, join our community today!

story time
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next
 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Psychopath and Narcissist Survivors Support Group Forum Index -> Anything Goes!
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Rachelle



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 603
Location: Melbourne, Australia
PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
out of the blue a package was parachuted to the main deck, with a tag saying that it was...
_________________
People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in; their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
Back to top
Matilda



Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 1841
PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
announcing the arrival of "aqua cat"....cute, cuddly and able to navigate the south seas...
_________________
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
Back to top
OxDrover



Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 1465
Location: Arkansas USA
PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Looking at the slits for eyes that Aqua Cat had, however, our heroine realized that this cat, though cute and cuddly, had come for evil purposes because NO REAL CAT likes water, so she called in the Wonder dog to keep the cat in line and....

the wonder dog fixed his steely gaze on the Aqua Cat, rendering the cat....
_________________
Life is lived forward, but understood backwards.
Back to top
Matilda



Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 1841
PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
at which point aqua cat - lost his will to meow, hung up his inflatables and said "I quit, the world's gone to the dogs!"

_________________
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
Back to top
Matilda



Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 1841
PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
and these dogs were masters of disguise...



_________________
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
Back to top
OxDrover



Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 1465
Location: Arkansas USA
PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Our heroine, feeling sorry for the cat (and still not having totally overcome all her codependent tendencies, started feeling sorry for poor Aqua Cat even though he was an evil feline in disguise, and so she called off the dogs, but she did set a boundary for him that he couldn't pee in the swimming pool or she would toss him over the side of the ship, and thereafter, Aqua Cat.....
_________________
Life is lived forward, but understood backwards.
Back to top
Echo
Site Admin


Joined: 11 Feb 2007
Posts: 1069
Location: Yellow Brick Rd.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just diving in here for a congratulations(sorry dont mean to hijack!)

WhooHooo - Ox you can do the pics now! Laughing

Back to top
Matilda



Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 1841
PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
...aqua cat.....
worked as a volunteer shark fighter for the surflifesaving club at Bondi...

_________________
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
Back to top
Matilda



Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 1841
PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
while wonderdog found work at csi miami...
_________________
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
Back to top
Matilda



Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 1841
PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
meanwhile surburbia girl took some time to reflect upon her old life as a cleaning lady in the burbs:
_________________
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright

Last edited by Matilda on Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:52 pm; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
Theresa13



Joined: 16 Feb 2007
Posts: 1547
Location: , Ontario
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
and decided she'd rather go to Tibet with a wooden bowl and reflect on life till she could come to a conclusion about...............
_________________
I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
Back to top
Matilda



Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 1841
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
about how whether wooden bowls can be cleaned safely in a modern dishwasher. She also reflected on the ideals she'd held close in her youth...
_________________
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright

Last edited by Matilda on Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:52 pm; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
movedon
Site Admin


Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Posts: 827
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
her mother then washed her mouth out with soap and said........


rofl
Back to top
Matilda



Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 1841
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
and her blue skinned mother then told her to never ever use that naughty word again...
"patriachal"....and our heroine lowered her head and blushed because...
_________________
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
Back to top
Matilda



Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 1841
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
she wished she'd never said naughty words....


she had political tourette's syndrome....it was inconvenient because...
_________________
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
Back to top
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Psychopath and Narcissist Survivors Support Group Forum Index -> Anything Goes! All times are GMT
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next
Page 3 of 4

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB