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Rachelle



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
A cross between Peirce Brosnan and Sean Connery and as he bent to kiss her, he whispered in his so so sexy scot's accented voice, I can't believe you are with me, that other guy what a loser
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Joined: 12 Jul 2007
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
The trouble was he got an ill wind up around his nether regions and had to be put to bed , he was sleeping soundly when.......
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not the person she thought he was when she received an anonimous pic of him without his make up.She then decided.......



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OxDrover



Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 1461
Location: Arkansas USA
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
INTERMISSION:

OKAY, GIRLIES, LIGHTEN UP WITH THE HUMOR, I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I ALMOST HAD TO GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOME OF THOSE "UNDERGARMENTS" THAT MAKE YOU "FEEL SAFE"--I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THAT HARD IN A W-H-I-L-E! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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then she decided....that she didn't need a guy that wore make up to look great, so she dumped him and decided to go on a cruise to.....
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movedon
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
The whole journey was plagued with flies but the captain had a nifty way of solving that problem. thennnnn
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Rachelle



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
out of the blue a package was parachuted to the main deck, with a tag saying that it was...
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OxDrover



Joined: 13 May 2007
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Location: Arkansas USA
PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Looking at the slits for eyes that Aqua Cat had, however, our heroine realized that this cat, though cute and cuddly, had come for evil purposes because NO REAL CAT likes water, so she called in the Wonder dog to keep the cat in line and....

the wonder dog fixed his steely gaze on the Aqua Cat, rendering the cat....
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OxDrover



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Location: Arkansas USA
PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Our heroine, feeling sorry for the cat (and still not having totally overcome all her codependent tendencies, started feeling sorry for poor Aqua Cat even though he was an evil feline in disguise, and so she called off the dogs, but she did set a boundary for him that he couldn't pee in the swimming pool or she would toss him over the side of the ship, and thereafter, Aqua Cat.....
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Echo
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Joined: 11 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just diving in here for a congratulations(sorry dont mean to hijack!)

WhooHooo - Ox you can do the pics now! Laughing

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Theresa13



Joined: 16 Feb 2007
Posts: 1546
Location: , Ontario
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
and decided she'd rather go to Tibet with a wooden bowl and reflect on life till she could come to a conclusion about...............
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movedon
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
her mother then washed her mouth out with soap and said........


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sweetcaroline51



Joined: 16 Feb 2007
Posts: 542
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
.SHE TWITCHED AND TWITCHED.....
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Theresa13



Joined: 16 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
and when she regained her composure she went over to the computer and typed in...............................HELP......................................
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Theresa13



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
and before she could even get to the link four, count em, 4 Beatles came across the screen and ......................
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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