Psychopath and Narcissist Survivors Support Group

BrideofFrankenstien · Joined: 04 Mar 2007 Posts: 92 Location: virginia

These are so funny!!! Great thread!

Here's my attempt:

Roses are red,
Impatiens are pink.
You think you're great,
I think you stink!

Roses are red,
Yes this is true.
You, on the other hand,
are shallow and untrue.

Roses are Red,
It has been said.
And the world will be better,
Once you are Dead.

Roses are Red,
but none on your Grave,
Because the Asshole you were
won't ever be forgave.

Roses are Red,
Violets are not,
and your place in Hell is
where you're gonna rot!
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lonnielynn · Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Posts: 240

Good ones Bride!
A few more

Roses are red
And grass is green
Why can’t I get out of my head
All the times you were mean

Roses are red
So it is said
You may be in my head
But now I have the whole bed

Roses have thorns
That can make you bleed red
You may as well have horns
I wish you were dead

Marriage is a partnership
So I’ve been told
Now I don’t give a rip
Your love(gag) got old

goddess · Joined: 29 May 2007 Posts: 19 Location: Australia

I'm joining in - here goes

Roses are flowers
They bud and then shoot
How come they are adored by one and all
But you - who gives a hoot!

You think you are a big man
Who can do all he wants with no shame
Lots of false love and sex
You'll never be in the hall of fame

If only for the destruction
The chaos and pain
The only thing in your garden
Will be nothing - watered by acid rain!!!!

I feel better now.

from one goddess to others
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goddess · Joined: 29 May 2007 Posts: 19 Location: Australia

I just thought of another one...

Roses are red
Violets are gorgeous
You're just shit & need help
Get some!

I think I might have been channelling Sylvia Plath!!!!

Very Happy

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Theresa13 · Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Posts: 1547 Location: , Ontario

This is my particular favourite Roses poem-For Valentines Day Perhaps---

ROSES ARE RED
BULLITS ARE LEAD
IF YOU DON'T F*&K OFF
I'LL PUT ONE IN YOUR HEAD.............

This is a fabulous thread.......Always, Theresa
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Theresa13 · Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Posts: 1547 Location: , Ontario

ROTFLMAO

Roses are cream
You were a dream
THANK GOD IT'S OVER
Is all I can scream

T.T.F.N. Theresa
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I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

Theresa13 · Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Posts: 1547 Location: , Ontario

Courts are a joke
and Justice not true
If I had a knife
I'd stick it in you

On second thought
I think I would not
Cause your going to Jail
And thats where you'll rot......

Always, Theresa
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I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

Theresa13 · Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Posts: 1547 Location: , Ontario

You hurt me so deeply
I thought I would die
But when you hurt my kids
I knew you'd fry

T.T.F.N. Theresa
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I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

Matilda · Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1864

but the tables will turn
as tables do
in tales that involve
stories of you.

it might take time
it might take years
but people like you
end up in arrears

for good wins out
in the end
and your time is coming
my ex lover and friend.

there's too much hurt
too many lies
for you to keep running
on worn alibis...

and all will see
right through your mask
and your life will be seen
as a great big farce.

all will know you
as the dirty old man
and hide their children
from your lusty hands

Your true reputation
travels far and wide, and
will be known by all
say goodbye to your pride.
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"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright

slynch1974 · Joined: 19 May 2008 Posts: 1

Roses Are Red
And so is my rage
Each time I find you
On a dating webpage

(and he's on many)

Stand4Change · Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 60

Tag==I'm in!

In my garden are roses
of red, pink, and blue
Fertilized with the crap
that I shovel from you

Smile

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It is absolutely necessary for you to seek to obtain genuinely accurate insight and understanding. Then you can travel freely anywhere and avoid being confused by the common sort of spiritual charmer.
Lin Chi (d 867)

kazzab · Joined: 18 May 2008 Posts: 19

Roses are red
He is sick
Worst thing was
His flacid ....! Very Happy

Stand4Change · Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 60

Oh, kazzab, so true!!

First I was "insatiable" (for 8 years?).
Then I had children and was "frigid" (so I should let him see other women who can meet his needs).
NOW, he's a certified Tantric Sex instructor.
HAH! It would be funny if it weren't so weird and creepy!

HERE'S ONE MORE POEM FOR YOU TO ENJOY:

Roses are Red
And You're an Asshole
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It is absolutely necessary for you to seek to obtain genuinely accurate insight and understanding. Then you can travel freely anywhere and avoid being confused by the common sort of spiritual charmer.
Lin Chi (d 867)

kazzab · Joined: 18 May 2008 Posts: 19

Ohhhhh........

Roses are red
And he is weird
His mind was too
Multi tiered

I didn't cope
He smoked too much dope
And so I left
To escape his every breath

Where sex is concerned
He is a demon
The Viagra he consumed
Infected his ......!

If I said no
He'd rant and rage
He had no self esteem
Should have acted his age

I just loved him
With every breath
But if I'd stayed
He'd have been my...death.

Although you never hit me
YOU CERTAINLY SHIT ME!!!! Sad

hopefull · Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 3

Roses are red
and so is your face Embarassed

when i tell the world
about your case

I cancelled to wed
And I'm glad it's done
You messed up my head
but now you are gone

ran back to your mummy
to hide in your shell
so - go suck your dummy
because you are not well

when next you creep out
be wary, this time
cos people found out
that you were the crime