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BrideofFrankenstien

Joined: 04 Mar 2007 Posts: 92 Location: virginia
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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These are so funny!!! Great thread!
Here's my attempt:
Roses are red,
Impatiens are pink.
You think you're great,
I think you stink!
Roses are red,
Yes this is true.
You, on the other hand,
are shallow and untrue.
Roses are Red,
It has been said.
And the world will be better,
Once you are Dead.
Roses are Red,
but none on your Grave,
Because the Asshole you were
won't ever be forgave.
Roses are Red,
Violets are not,
and your place in Hell is
where you're gonna rot! _________________ Knowledge is Power, Love is Kind... I now possess the knowing that this wasn't Love... it was torment! (by 'me')
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lonnielynn
Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Posts: 239
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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Good ones Bride!
A few more
Roses are red
And grass is green
Why can’t I get out of my head
All the times you were mean
Roses are red
So it is said
You may be in my head
But now I have the whole bed
Roses have thorns
That can make you bleed red
You may as well have horns
I wish you were dead
Marriage is a partnership
So I’ve been told
Now I don’t give a rip
Your love(gag) got old
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goddess
Joined: 29 May 2007 Posts: 19 Location: Australia
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:53 am Post subject: Roses are ... |
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I'm joining in - here goes
Roses are flowers
They bud and then shoot
How come they are adored by one and all
But you - who gives a hoot!
You think you are a big man
Who can do all he wants with no shame
Lots of false love and sex
You'll never be in the hall of fame
If only for the destruction
The chaos and pain
The only thing in your garden
Will be nothing - watered by acid rain!!!!
I feel better now.
from one goddess to others _________________ Goddess is here to learn lessons - if only they weren't so hard....
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goddess
Joined: 29 May 2007 Posts: 19 Location: Australia
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:11 am Post subject: Roses are red... |
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I just thought of another one...
Roses are red
Violets are gorgeous
You're just shit & need help
Get some!
I think I might have been channelling Sylvia Plath!!!!
 _________________ Goddess is here to learn lessons - if only they weren't so hard....
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Theresa13
Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Posts: 1547 Location: , Ontario
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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This is my particular favourite Roses poem-For Valentines Day Perhaps---
ROSES ARE RED
BULLITS ARE LEAD
IF YOU DON'T F*&K OFF
I'LL PUT ONE IN YOUR HEAD.............
This is a fabulous thread.......Always, Theresa _________________ I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
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Theresa13
Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Posts: 1547 Location: , Ontario
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:23 am Post subject: |
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ROTFLMAO
Roses are cream
You were a dream
THANK GOD IT'S OVER
Is all I can scream
T.T.F.N. Theresa _________________ I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
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Theresa13
Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Posts: 1547 Location: , Ontario
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:22 am Post subject: |
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Courts are a joke
and Justice not true
If I had a knife
I'd stick it in you
On second thought
I think I would not
Cause your going to Jail
And thats where you'll rot......
Always, Theresa _________________ I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
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Theresa13
Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Posts: 1547 Location: , Ontario
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:24 am Post subject: |
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You hurt me so deeply
I thought I would die
But when you hurt my kids
I knew you'd fry
T.T.F.N. Theresa _________________ I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
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Matilda

Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1841
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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but the tables will turn
as tables do
in tales that involve
stories of you.
it might take time
it might take years
but people like you
end up in arrears
for good wins out
in the end
and your time is coming
my ex lover and friend.
there's too much hurt
too many lies
for you to keep running
on worn alibis...
and all will see
right through your mask
and your life will be seen
as a great big farce.
all will know you
as the dirty old man
and hide their children
from your lusty hands
Your true reputation
travels far and wide, and
will be known by all
say goodbye to your pride. _________________ "I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."-Steven Wright
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slynch1974
Joined: 19 May 2008 Posts: 1
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:15 am Post subject: Coming out of PTSD |
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Roses Are Red
And so is my rage
Each time I find you
On a dating webpage
(and he's on many)
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Stand4Change
Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 60
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 4:24 am Post subject: |
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Tag==I'm in!
In my garden are roses
of red, pink, and blue
Fertilized with the crap
that I shovel from you
~ _________________ It is absolutely necessary for you to seek to obtain genuinely accurate insight and understanding. Then you can travel freely anywhere and avoid being confused by the common sort of spiritual charmer.
Lin Chi (d 867)
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kazzab
Joined: 18 May 2008 Posts: 19
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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Roses are red
He is sick
Worst thing was
His flacid ....!
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Stand4Change
Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 60
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 3:41 am Post subject: |
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Oh, kazzab, so true!!
First I was "insatiable" (for 8 years?).
Then I had children and was "frigid" (so I should let him see other women who can meet his needs).
NOW, he's a certified Tantric Sex instructor.
HAH! It would be funny if it weren't so weird and creepy!
HERE'S ONE MORE POEM FOR YOU TO ENJOY:
Roses are Red
And You're an Asshole _________________ It is absolutely necessary for you to seek to obtain genuinely accurate insight and understanding. Then you can travel freely anywhere and avoid being confused by the common sort of spiritual charmer.
Lin Chi (d 867)
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kazzab
Joined: 18 May 2008 Posts: 19
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:10 am Post subject: |
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Ohhhhh........
Roses are red
And he is weird
His mind was too
Multi tiered
I didn't cope
He smoked too much dope
And so I left
To escape his every breath
Where sex is concerned
He is a demon
The Viagra he consumed
Infected his ......!
If I said no
He'd rant and rage
He had no self esteem
Should have acted his age
I just loved him
With every breath
But if I'd stayed
He'd have been my...death.
Although you never hit me
YOU CERTAINLY SHIT ME!!!!
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hopefull
Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 3
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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Roses are red
and so is your face
when i tell the world
about your case
I cancelled to wed
And I'm glad it's done
You messed up my head
but now you are gone
ran back to your mummy
to hide in your shell
so - go suck your dummy
because you are not well
when next you creep out
be wary, this time
cos people found out
that you were the crime
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