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Nolongerhisvictim · Joined: 10 Feb 2007 Posts: 1380

Here's another one...although not very nice...but I DON'T CARE!!!!

Some roses are made out of plastic,
Some hand blown from glass,
You're such a loser
I want to kick your A$$!!!
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lemondroppr · Joined: 10 Feb 2007 Posts: 1431

Here ya go Nolonger, go for it!

Nolongerhisvictim · Joined: 10 Feb 2007 Posts: 1380

Lemon,
CUTE!!!! That hiney is a tad bit too cute to be the Ps!! But point well made!!!! Smile

Ready, Aim, Fire!!!!! Bullseye!!!!
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am · Joined: 11 Feb 2007 Posts: 126

This is a great light read and pick me up. YOu guys are too funny!!!!!!!!!!

NOt feeling very poetic but feeling the need to express....

Roses are red
but can't survive the snow
P did ya ever think you might reap
what you sow?!

Violets are blue
Ya, I'm telling you
I had to say "farewell"
or continue to live in HELL!
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These difficulties are intended to make us better not bitter. The difference between the two is "I".

am · Joined: 11 Feb 2007 Posts: 126

Felt another one come on as I was doing the dishes. Here it is from the "queen" of corny.....

Most flowers bloom
Few are destined to doom
Most people can feel
Some, like you, are NOT real
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These difficulties are intended to make us better not bitter. The difference between the two is "I".

WindSong · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:17 am Post subject:

Roses are red,
Coal is black,
your big ugly mug,
I would love to smack.

Laughing

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Nolongerhisvictim · Joined: 10 Feb 2007 Posts: 1380

Tammy...that's too funny...and true too!!!!
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WindSong · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:55 pm Post subject:

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WindSong · Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:04 am Post subject:

Never a dull moment around here eh lol
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Gina · Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:38 am Post subject:

You're all a great big bowl of fun, or cherries...Love this.

I hope you all realize what a gift we have because of our sense of humor Razz

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
But I wouldn't want to
jump on you Mad

TEE HEE

Gina

lonnielynn · Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Posts: 246

Thanks for the grins and giggles

Red roses or blue
Any color of the palette
Now I plan to hurt you
The only place it will – Your wallet.

Feeling a little snarley
I’ll try to think up another

Nolongerhisvictim · Joined: 10 Feb 2007 Posts: 1380

LL,
That was FUNNY!!!! Waiting for your next one!
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BrideofFrankenstien · Joined: 04 Mar 2007 Posts: 92 Location: virginia

These are so funny!!! Great thread!

Here's my attempt:

Roses are red,
Impatiens are pink.
You think you're great,
I think you stink!

Roses are red,
Yes this is true.
You, on the other hand,
are shallow and untrue.

Roses are Red,
It has been said.
And the world will be better,
Once you are Dead.

Roses are Red,
but none on your Grave,
Because the Asshole you were
won't ever be forgave.

Roses are Red,
Violets are not,
and your place in Hell is
where you're gonna rot!
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lonnielynn · Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Posts: 246

Good ones Bride!
A few more

Roses are red
And grass is green
Why can’t I get out of my head
All the times you were mean

Roses are red
So it is said
You may be in my head
But now I have the whole bed

Roses have thorns
That can make you bleed red
You may as well have horns
I wish you were dead

Marriage is a partnership
So I’ve been told
Now I don’t give a rip
Your love(gag) got old

goddess · Joined: 29 May 2007 Posts: 17 Location: Australia

I'm joining in - here goes

Roses are flowers
They bud and then shoot
How come they are adored by one and all
But you - who gives a hoot!

You think you are a big man
Who can do all he wants with no shame
Lots of false love and sex
You'll never be in the hall of fame

If only for the destruction
The chaos and pain
The only thing in your garden
Will be nothing - watered by acid rain!!!!

I feel better now.

from one goddess to others
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