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The "N"ew math.

 
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LosingTheUser



Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 142
Location: USA

PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:52 pm    Post subject: The "N"ew math. Reply with quote

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:



What Makes 100%?



What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?



Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?



We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.



How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:



If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then:



H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%







and





K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But,



A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



And,



B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.



A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.





"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."
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pinkybubbles
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pmsl

oh so true- I only wish the law breakers in society woudl do something useful and shoot the ones who dont deserve to be here.
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Sixabandoned



Joined: 15 Mar 2007
Posts: 4

PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As a former Credentialed High School Math Teacher, I wish I knew that when I was healthy and teaching. I would have been able to use that at the school at which I taught and it would have been a good exercise for these pregnant girls (fun and educational) and they would have learned a life lesson as I am sure that many of their "baby daddy's" were probably N's

That was a lifetime ago, 1995, then I opened my own tutoring biz, then got more sick, then disabled, then N filed for divorce without even telling me. Just walked out the door in 2001. Still not divorced. I will tell my story someday. I post here and there and give bits and pieces of my story.

Speaking of math, he has his own way of doing "math" , call it "scott-o-matics" and we spent about 4 hours or more in court about 3 years ago going over my bank statements for 4 accounts (these are statements since time of separation) one by one line by line and he tried to fool the judge into thinking that I actually had more money than I did. It had to do with when I transferred $$ from one account to another he considered it a deposit and didn't deduct it from the transferred account--like the deposit came out of the sky or from my rich Uncle Joe or something.

The Judge finally caught on and we all got to go home. He pulled stunts like this for the last 5 and 1/2 years, trying to beat me in the ground and fool the court into getting out of his support obligation. He always loses.

Thanks for your math. I love it!
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